February 2012
6 posts
January 2012
8 posts
I hate that I like this
kellyoxford:
Sorry this is basically a sony ad, but the results ACTUALLY freaked me out. I’m sure there are a ton of these around, but this was the first I’ve seen. Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds. Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly. WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK….
How come I see Beyonce????
Anonymous asked: Hmm... well I find this surprising from a JM fan. You should understand that media is full of shit. Joe's actions (or supposed lack their of) is a complete media twist of the actual reality meant to get ratings for sports networks. The actual reality is NOT that Paterno cared more about football (or the university as a whole) but that the administration at PSU (NO Joe did not have control of...
Anonymous asked: Tough, tough issue. For people who can't forgive Paterno, I completely understand. But rage doesn't help the victims, understanding why it happened and making sure it never happens again is what matters. The thousands of lives he touched and helped can't lose all meaning because of he make the admittedly horrific mistake of reporting Sandusky instead of stopping him. Just wanted to...
YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
I figured out my password/email combination!!!!!!
December 2011
5 posts
Dear God (and tumblr),
Please let my next 10 messages be from actual people and not from spambots trying to sell me something/screw up my computer.
Amen.
November 2011
6 posts
Dear Anonymous,
1. OBSESSED is not a good thing to be.
2. I’m not shy. If I liked you, I wouldn’t be too shy to admit it.
3. I don’t want to see your body pictures.
4. I don’t “hang” with people who say “hit me up.”
5. I’m not giving you my credit card number.
6. Have a nice day, spam.
Yet another reason I adore David Ford...
Ford’s Christmas Bonus A shameless cash grab by music’s most mercenary bastard After ten years of wanton ego-stroking masquerading as charitable works, renowned musical prostitute David Ford announces a shift from the popular Milk&Cookies format that has raised over £45,000 for good causes to focus upon the serving of his own suspicious interests. When asked about his reasons for shunning the...
October 2011
9 posts
I swear to GOD I'm not kissing John Mayer's ass.
I know John Mayer has fans who think that there are OTHER fans who kiss his ass WAY too much. I’m guilty of being in both of those groups at different times.
The following post is truly not meant to kiss his ass…
I got the David Ryan Harris update this morning, which is ironic because I was just wondering the other day how his new cd was coming along. One sentence of his update...
Watchscottycrowe:
Young Storytellers Apology Song
This session’s group decided that if anyone violated any of our agreements (don’t be late, don’t be absent, don’t plagiarize, be respectful, etc), they had to sing an apology song in front of everyone. The point being to embarrass.
I missed TWO sessions in a row while I was in Europe and thusly had to sing in front of everyone. And decided to make...
“Shirts without pictures on them are hard to put on.”
– Shane (6-years-old)
Anonymous asked: Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is bakermyriemm121326
September 2011
4 posts
“Mouseketools are just like Dora’s backpack. I think Disney copied off of...”
– #six-year-old revelation #catching on
Hi all...
refinnej78:
Just getting started and settled in here in tumblr-ville. Any tips or hints appreciated.
Much love,
Jennifer, refinnej, speedy, etc
Hey, Speedy!!!!!!
1 tag
eject: This may be one of the most vile things... →
kellyoxford:
I mean, outside of child abuse stuff… For those of you who aren’t aware, Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods most famous of mistresses) had a fiancee who was killed in the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade center. Page Six asked her to discuss her life after losing her fiancee Andy that day, and this is…
*dances*
out of my mind… strung out… lagging behind… trapped in… locked down…
August 2011
6 posts
1 tag
Toddler language
liserrr:
I would like to share with you some translations from my new Toddler to English dictionary.
Bikeside = riding a bike outside
Hossland = Alice in Wonderland
like = do not like
mipple = mole or pimple
booboo = any imperfection or discoloration on the skin
hice cream = ice cream
bears = teddy grahams
a clock a mornin’ = I don’t want to go to sleep right now
soupy = anything that...
4 tags
Dear ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX-
It seems that the reality show is not going away anytime soon. The problem with today’s reality show is that the “trash” element is way too high. (see Teen Mom, Jersey Shore, Toddlers & Tiaras, etc.) And I’m tired of barely famous reality stars “dancing”. And I’m pretty sure we’ve found all the people in America who can kinda sing. And seeing...
July 2011
13 posts
Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers/A Night In...
Are these prerequisites for the fall tour? Free beer for 3.0 or higher? :)
Ryuichi Sakamoto/1996
Has social media gotten so scary that all we feel we can share is a name and a date?? We can’t say we LIKE something or we HATE something or this reminds us of a vacation we took or a person we knew? We can’t say what our favorite part is and why it’s our favorite part? We can’t say something has inspired us or recharged us?
How sad. Being famous sucks.
